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SSE Parody Chapter 22

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CHAPTER 22: FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU CAN'T BEAT TETRIS!

Beeping noises: *Are coming from the box*

Codec: SNAKE!

Snake: GAH! I lost again!

Codec: Snake, you can't beat Tetris.

Snake: ...Why didn't you tell me that earlier?

Codec: Snake, I've been telling you that. For the past five hours!

Snake: ...Oh.

Codec: *Face...Byte?*

Snake: *Sigh* Better get going then. *Lifts up box and streches* Ow! Cramp!

Codec: I don't know what I did to get stuck with this mission...

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Afterwards
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Snake: Ugh, so many enemies...! I hear something! *Hides in the box*

Codec: And you didn't think of this before because...?

Snake: ...Uh...

Codec: Screw this. *Signs off*

Snake: ****.

Metaknight, Lucario: *Run past the box*

Lucario: ! *Skids to a stop*

Metaknight: Come on, Lucario!

Lucario: Wait a minute. *Uses Aura on the box*

Metaknight: Lucario, you okay?

Lucario: Shush. *Lifts up the box* Knew it.

Snake: !

Metaknight: Woah! *Turns to fight*

Snake: *Gets in a fighting stance*

Lucario: Wait! *Uses Arua again* He's a friend! And I think we have bigger problems right now...Turn around.

Metaknight: *Turns around*

Primids: *Are about to storm them*

Metaknight: *To Snake* Fight with us or leave!

Snake: I'll fight!

Lucario: *To primids* You wanted a fight; you got one!

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After the mauling of many primids
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Metaknight, Lucario: Wow, those explosives are really cool.

Metaknight: Can I have some?

Snake: No dice.

Metaknight: Darn.

Snake: What do we have to do to open these doors?

Metaknight: It's a safety device I built into my ship. We need to kill all the enemies.

Lucario: Let's split up.

Metaknight: Good call.

The three: *Split up*

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Later
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The three: *Regroup*

Snake: Lucario, why is the fire from your hands stronger?

Lucario: My Aura grows in intensity the more I'm damaged. Though everyone has this innate skill, I developed and refined it with lots of meditation.

Snake: Oh.

Metaknight: Come on! Come on! Let's get my ship back!

Lucario: I sense you have a Hasty Nature.

Snake: ...That just flew completely over my head.

Metaknight: Some Pokemon thing. Let's get going already!

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Shortly afterwards
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Lucario, Snake, Metaknight: *Enter a large room*

Metaknight: There's a passageway to the control room behind...Woah!

Peach and Zelda's trophies: *Are trapped in cages*

Shadow Bugs: *Crawl over them*

Snake: I don't know what that is, but it can't be good.

Lucario: I sense a fight coming.

Shadow Peach, Zelda: *Stand before them and get ready to attack*

Snake: It's two-on-three! Metaknight, you go and try to cut down the cages; Lucario and I will fight them!

Metaknight: Why can't I fight?

Snake: You're the only one who can fly up there!

Metaknight: Awwww...*Flies up and starts cutting at the bars*

Lucario, Snake: *Fight Shadow Peach and Zelda*

Snake: *Throws grenades*

Grenade: *Hits Lucario on the back of the head*

Lucario: *Picks it up* Ow! Snake, watch your aim! *Is still holding the grenade*

Snake: Lucario!

Lucario: What? *Notices he's still holding the grenade* Oh fuc-BOOM!

Snake: ...

Metaknight: ...

Shadow Peach, Zelda: ...

Dust: *Clears*

Lucario: *Emerges, alive but badly wounded*

Snake, Metaknight: You're alive!

Lucario: *Coughs* I'm part Steel-type; I'm not going down easily.

Metaknight: ...But I thought you were one of the frailest of the Steel-types?

Lucario: ...Uh...Never mind! I'm alive and at maximum power! *Is practically glowing from the power*

Shadow Peach, Zelda: OH ****!

Snake: ! Run for it! *Dives for cover*

Lucario: *Beats the living **** out of Shadow Peach and Zelda with a massive combo of Aura-enhanced attacks that was too epic to be captured on a low-budget project like this*

Shadow Peach, Zelda: *Are defeated*

Lucario: *Pants heavily* I could use a Max Potion right now...

Snake: O_O Woah...Uh...I have some water. *Really doesn't want to get on Lucario's bad side now*

Lucario: Thanks. *Drinks the water* That's a little better.

Metaknight: *Has cut down the cages* There we go! *Revives Peach and Zelda*

Peach, Zelda: *Look at Snake, Lucario, Metaknight* Thanks!

Snake: ...Hot. :)

Metaknight: Snake, better be glad Mario and Link aren't here right now. Lucario!

Lucario: What?

Metaknight: Come on! You too, Snake! *Leaves*

Snake: Coming! Listen ladies, you...Stay here, alright? *Leaves*

Peach: Okay!

Zelda: Oh HELL no!

Snake: *Pops his head back in* You saying I'm good-looking? *Thinks that's really what they said* :) I'll be back in a bit, okay? *Leaves*

Peach: ...

Zelda: You know what? Screw this. I'm outta here.

Peach: How?

Zelda: Oh, I've got a little plan up me sleeve...Heh-heh-heh.


END OF CHAPTER 22
I'm going to nerd camp (CTY) for three weeks, so nothing new (Well, maybe a comic today or tomorrow) for three weeks, okay?

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gbindahouse's avatar
You know I keep mistaking actions on these roleplays for speak diolouge as they look fimiliar, try something like this:
<Taboo spreads his wings at the sight of Pit>
Taboo: What? you again!? <growls in anger> this time you shall DIE!!
Pit: but
Taboo: <shreiks in pain> what the?
Pit: <sighs> never mind.
hope this helps...oh and no critisim meant!