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CHAPTER 2: FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL!
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Meanwhile...
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Pit: *Standing in front of a TV-thing* Yeah! Beat the crap out of him!
Angel1: *In the background* We really need to get rid of that Pit dude...
Angel2: Why? How?
Angel1: Look! He just stands around watching fights down on Earth all day! His wings have atrophied, for Pete's sake; he can't even fly anymore! I don't even know why that thing was installed in the first place!
Angel2: Yeah, but how do we get him to leave?
Angel1: That is a problem...
Explosion: *Is heard*
Pit: Holy...Guys, look at this! The arena was run over; and someone blew it up with a purplish bomb! Someone has to go down and help out!
Angel1: *Smiles at Angel 2*
Angel2: I'll get Palutena! *Runs off*
Palutena: Pit, you have been chosen to assist the people on Earth. Here is a bow; you will find it useful. Now don't return until your job is done!
Pit: I'm so honored! Goodbye everyone! *Glides down to Earth*
Angels 1&2: *Watch him*
Angel1: Wow, what an idiot.
Angel2: I prefer the term "naive"
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On Earth
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Pit: Ahh... *Spots the Halberd* What the heck is that?
Halberd: *Deposits aggressive Primids*
Pit: Oh crap! *Bends bow out of nervousness and accidentally breaks it in half* Double crap! Wait, a note. *Reads it* So that's supposed to happen... Cool! A bow AND two blades!
Primids: DESTROY
Pit: *Fights his way through the Primids until he comes across Mario's trophy* Hmm... *Taps base*
Mario: *Comes back to life* Mama-mia, what happened...HOLY **** AN ANGEL!!! *Has a heart attack and turns back into a trophy*
Pit: ...*Taps base again*
Mario: THE ANGEL'S STILL HERE!!! *Has a stroke and turns back into a trophy*
Pit: *Facepalm* Oh for the love of... *Taps base again*
Mario: WHAT'S GOING O--
Pit: *Slaps Mario* SHUT UP ALREADY! Remember what happened? Kirby, the Primids, Peach?!
Mario: Mama-mia! Let's-a go!
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A few minutes later
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Pit: Who in their right mind named those enemies?
Mario: Yeah, I know.
Arwing: *Flies by, shooting at the Halberd*
Mario and Pit: *Stare*
Pit: Wow, I wish I could fly like that.
Mario: But you're an angel! You have wings! Can't you fly?!
Pit: Erhm... *Shuffles his feet nervously*
END OF CHAPTER 2
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Meanwhile...
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Pit: *Standing in front of a TV-thing* Yeah! Beat the crap out of him!
Angel1: *In the background* We really need to get rid of that Pit dude...
Angel2: Why? How?
Angel1: Look! He just stands around watching fights down on Earth all day! His wings have atrophied, for Pete's sake; he can't even fly anymore! I don't even know why that thing was installed in the first place!
Angel2: Yeah, but how do we get him to leave?
Angel1: That is a problem...
Explosion: *Is heard*
Pit: Holy...Guys, look at this! The arena was run over; and someone blew it up with a purplish bomb! Someone has to go down and help out!
Angel1: *Smiles at Angel 2*
Angel2: I'll get Palutena! *Runs off*
Palutena: Pit, you have been chosen to assist the people on Earth. Here is a bow; you will find it useful. Now don't return until your job is done!
Pit: I'm so honored! Goodbye everyone! *Glides down to Earth*
Angels 1&2: *Watch him*
Angel1: Wow, what an idiot.
Angel2: I prefer the term "naive"
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On Earth
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Pit: Ahh... *Spots the Halberd* What the heck is that?
Halberd: *Deposits aggressive Primids*
Pit: Oh crap! *Bends bow out of nervousness and accidentally breaks it in half* Double crap! Wait, a note. *Reads it* So that's supposed to happen... Cool! A bow AND two blades!
Primids: DESTROY
Pit: *Fights his way through the Primids until he comes across Mario's trophy* Hmm... *Taps base*
Mario: *Comes back to life* Mama-mia, what happened...HOLY **** AN ANGEL!!! *Has a heart attack and turns back into a trophy*
Pit: ...*Taps base again*
Mario: THE ANGEL'S STILL HERE!!! *Has a stroke and turns back into a trophy*
Pit: *Facepalm* Oh for the love of... *Taps base again*
Mario: WHAT'S GOING O--
Pit: *Slaps Mario* SHUT UP ALREADY! Remember what happened? Kirby, the Primids, Peach?!
Mario: Mama-mia! Let's-a go!
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A few minutes later
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Pit: Who in their right mind named those enemies?
Mario: Yeah, I know.
Arwing: *Flies by, shooting at the Halberd*
Mario and Pit: *Stare*
Pit: Wow, I wish I could fly like that.
Mario: But you're an angel! You have wings! Can't you fly?!
Pit: Erhm... *Shuffles his feet nervously*
END OF CHAPTER 2
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The line "I prefer the term "naive"" still cracks me up.