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SSE Parody Chapter 2

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CHAPTER 2: FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL!

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Meanwhile...
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Pit: *Standing in front of a TV-thing* Yeah! Beat the crap out of him!

Angel1: *In the background* We really need to get rid of that Pit dude...

Angel2: Why? How?

Angel1: Look! He just stands around watching fights down on Earth all day! His wings have atrophied, for Pete's sake; he can't even fly anymore! I don't even know why that thing was installed in the first place!

Angel2: Yeah, but how do we get him to leave?

Angel1: That is a problem...

Explosion: *Is heard*

Pit: Holy...Guys, look at this! The arena was run over; and someone blew it up with a purplish bomb! Someone has to go down and help out!

Angel1: *Smiles at Angel 2*

Angel2: I'll get Palutena! *Runs off*

Palutena: Pit, you have been chosen to assist the people on Earth. Here is a bow; you will find it useful. Now don't return until your job is done!

Pit: I'm so honored! Goodbye everyone! *Glides down to Earth*

Angels 1&2: *Watch him*

Angel1: Wow, what an idiot.

Angel2: I prefer the term "naive"

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On Earth
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Pit: Ahh... *Spots the Halberd* What the heck is that?

Halberd: *Deposits aggressive Primids*

Pit: Oh crap! *Bends bow out of nervousness and accidentally breaks it in half* Double crap! Wait, a note. *Reads it* So that's supposed to happen... Cool! A bow AND two blades!

Primids: DESTROY

Pit: *Fights his way through the Primids until he comes across Mario's trophy* Hmm... *Taps base*

Mario: *Comes back to life* Mama-mia, what happened...HOLY **** AN ANGEL!!! *Has a heart attack and turns back into a trophy*

Pit: ...*Taps base again*

Mario: THE ANGEL'S STILL HERE!!! *Has a stroke and turns back into a trophy*

Pit: *Facepalm* Oh for the love of... *Taps base again*

Mario: WHAT'S GOING O--

Pit: *Slaps Mario* SHUT UP ALREADY! Remember what happened? Kirby, the Primids, Peach?!

Mario: Mama-mia! Let's-a go!

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A few minutes later
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Pit: Who in their right mind named those enemies?

Mario: Yeah, I know.

Arwing: *Flies by, shooting at the Halberd*

Mario and Pit: *Stare*

Pit: Wow, I wish I could fly like that.

Mario: But you're an angel! You have wings! Can't you fly?!

Pit: Erhm... *Shuffles his feet nervously*


END OF CHAPTER 2
I dunno, is "Fanfiction" really the best category for this?

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...Yes, there are typos sometimes.
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Luigifan18's avatar
The line "I prefer the term "naive"" still cracks me up.