SSE Parody Chapter 19

CHAPTER 19: CHU-PIKA-PIKA-PIKACHU!

Zamus: ! There it is!

Pikachu: Your power suit!

Zamus: *Hugs the container it's in* Now, how to open it...

Floor: *Retracts*

Zamus, Pikachu: !

Pikachu: ...This is bad.

Two Samus clones: *Appear*

Pikachu: Samus, they stole your power suit!

Zamus: ...I can see. Let's go!

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After the battle:
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Samus clones: *Fall apart*

Zamus, Pikachu: Yeah!

Alarms: *Sound*

ROBs: *Come rushing in*

Pikachu: ...Uh-oh...

Huge: *Explosion*

ROBs: *Are pieces of scrap metal*

Samus, Pikachu: *Walk out*

Samus: Ahhh, I'm me again! No more running around in spandex!

Pikachu: *Looks at Samus, then the ROB parts* Woah...Cool...Wait. Why are you "Samus" but before you were "Zamus"?

Samus: Shush. Let's get out of here!

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Later
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Samus: *Walks into an empty corrider*

Pikachu: *Follows, shuddering* So...Many...Spike traps...Elevators to nowhere...

Samus: Who installed those traps anyway?

Pikachu: The people who built this place, of course.

Samus: *Facewall* No...Why were they installed unless to stop intruders? Why couldn't they just get security guards instead?

Pikachu: Because then there wouldn't be much of a game!

Samus: ...Never mind.

Pikachu: *Looks around* Little too quiet...

Samus: No duh.

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In the next room
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Samus, Pikachu: *Walk into a giant, extremely tall circular chamber*

Samus: *Yawns*

Ridley: SAMUS! *Snatches he up*

Samus: Ridley! *Struggles to break free*

Ridley: You're about to meet your parents, Samus!

Samus: !

Ridley: *Slams Samus against the wall and begins dragging her*

Pikachu: ! ...PIKA-THUNDER!

Random guy: Hey! That's copyright infringement!...Or something! *Gets zapped* OW!

Ridley: *Gets zapped and falls down*

Pikachu: Samus, you okay?

Samus: *Gets up and shakes off the injuries. Yeah...I'm okay...

Pikachu: *Looks at her armor* Wow. That's some paint job.

Ridley: Two birds, one stone! *Dives in and attacks*

Samus, Pikachu: *Dodge*

Pikachu: *Uses many electric attacks*

Samus: *Uses her lasers*

Ridley: Ow! But this won't stop me from killing Samus and being a playable character!

Samus: Good luck; I've vaporized you so many times I can't believe there's a single cell left in your body that you were born with!

Pikachu: And...You're too big.

Ridley: ...What?

Samus: *Hits Ridley with a fully-charged laser*

Ridley: ****!!!! *Dies*

Samus: *Blows away smoke rising from her cannon* Too easy.

Door: *Opens*

Samus, Pikachu: *Go outside*

Samus: Look at all the ruins.

Pikachu: A city or something used to be here!

Samus: *Sees ROBs carrying out bombs from a modern-looking building* Oh! *Grabs Pikachu*

Pikachu: Hey! Put me down!

Samus: *Puts Pikachu down* Let's go!


END OF CHAPTER 19