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CHAPTER 1: READ THE FINE PRINT, DUNCE

Crowd: *Roars* Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Trophies: *Bounce on the ground*

Crowd: . . .Trophies? BOOO!! WE WANTED A FIGHT!

Trophies: *Turn into Mario and Kirby*

Crowd: YEAAAAHHH!! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Mario: Let's-a go!

Peach: *In the stands* Yeah! Beat that puffball up!

Zelda: Come on, Kirby!

Kirby: Poyo! *Swallows Mario*

Crowd member 1: What the. . .If I wanted to see a tiny creature swallow something twice its size; I'd have gone to an eating contest!

Kirby: *Beats Mario*

Mario: *Becomes a trophy*

Crowd: ENCORE!

Kirby: *Brings Mario back to life*

Crowd: YEAH!

Kirby: *Shakes hands with Mario*

Crowd: WE WANTED A FIGHT! BOO! *Starts throwing stuff at Kirby and Mario* . . .HOLY FU--

Halberd: *Appears*

Primids: *Drop down*

Kirby: Metaknight?!

Peach and Zelda: We're no weak princesses! *Join the fight*

Fight: *Begins*

Crowd: YEAH! FIGHT!!!

Mario: *Checks names* Primids? Spaaks? I don't know what the guys who named these things were on, but I want some of it!

Monsters: *Are defeated*

Mario, Kirby, Zelda, Peach: Oh yeah!

Crowd: *Roars*

Ancient Minister: *Comes down with a bomb*

ROBs: *Activate the bomb*

Ancient Minister: *Flies away*

Crowd: OH ****!

Crowd Member1: If I get out of this alive, I'm gonna sue the **** out of the owners!

Crowd Member2: No you can't.

Crowd Member1: Why not?

CM2: *Points at tickets* Read that.

CM1: *Reads tickets* Epic battle against two of the biggest gaming icons. Today only.

CM2: *Facepalm* Not that! That!

CM1: *Reads fine print* We are not responsible for any injury or death that may result from this event. Well what could happen just by watching a fight?!

CM2: Obviously this.

Mario: *Runs towards the bomb*

Cannon: *Knocks Mario far, far away*

Kirby: . . .Crap.

Peach, Zelda: ARRGGHH!

Petey Piranha: *Captures Peach and Zelda into cages*

Peach: Mari--Kirby, save me!

Zelda: *Is banging her head against the bars* Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why.

Kirby: I'll save you! *Attacks cages*

Zelda's cage: *Shatters*

Zelda: Thank you Kirby! *Hugs him*

Petey: RRAAWWGGHH! *Dies*

Peach: *Struggles out of her cage*

Wario: *Appears out of nowhere* TROPHY TIIIIIIMMMMMEEE!!! *Aims gun at Kirby and Zelda*

Kirby: *Takes out hammer*

Wario: Erhm. . . *Aims gun at Peach*

Kirby: Peach! *Runs towards her*

Wario: *Fires gun at Peach*

Peach: Bastard! *Turns into a trophy*

Wario: Ha! This is the best day ever! *Runs off*

Bomb: THREE SECONDS UNTIL DETONATION.

Kirby: *Leaves with Zelda on a Warp Star*

CM2: Well, we're dead.

CM3: "Come to the fight!", you said. "It'll be fun!", you said! Well let me tell you something mister; THIS ISN'T FUN!

Bomb: *Explodes*

Arena: *Is dragged into Subspace*

Kirby and Zelda: *Barely escape*

Kirby: So. . .What's your favorite food?


END OF CHAPTER 1
I'm actually working on a parody of SSBB's SSE! This is based on my playthrough of the game, so some bits may vary from yours. I will also have little spoofs of the games from which the characters hail, in the form of flashbacks

Enjoy! Don't forget to rate!
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skywolf666 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Why. Why. Why. Why.

Oh god, I will never be able to play this game without seeing Zelda doing that out of sheer exasperation. This was brilliant.
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EB-the-GAMER Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Love how not one character gives a shat about the audience members XD
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Dvandemon Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao:
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crimson-bakeneko Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
fight: *begins* :XD:
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Mikeywolf Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009
Hope you enjoy!
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gbindahouse Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2008
I love the idea, I was thinking of SSE roleplay too (along with millions of deviants)
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Black-Kat-55 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2008
LOL

This is going to be great! XD
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